Our Annual Chicks Before Dicks Birthday Tea Party is a gathering of my best female friends. It’s my birthday, but the party is really for my friends. We have a massage therapist who is dedicated to making my friends moan. We have someone who is dedicated to making my friends ooooooooo and aaaaahhhhh. And we have lots of delicious food and spirited tea to fill my friends. And of course, everybody leaves with a present! It’s an afternoon just for us!